Pirates & Wenches Fantasy Weekend
August 13-14, 2011
I am honored to be a guest blogger this week. We were disappointed that Harbor Shark would not be joining us for Pirates & Wenches Fantasy Weekend in Rock Hall this year. All In and Premier Ride had plans to cast off at 10am Saturday morning…but first, Premier Ride’s Captain and First Mate (wearing my pirate hat) commandeered the air floor from Harbor Shark’s dinghy—our first pirate booty of the weekend! (Karma kicked in, and just beyond the
we had to momentarily stop because our dinghy was being hit by our own wake which caused it to shift and fill with water.) Key Bridge
The day was hazy with few boats on the water, making the cruise calm enough that one of the Premier Ride crew studied for the DAT! The plan was to tie up to Grateful Escape who had already found the perfect spot in Swan Creek. Bob & Barb are the pirates who never age—the world would be a better place if more people were like them!
|Studying for the DAT|
Everyone but the Premier Ride crew, who worked & studied a bit more, set off for the first pirate event on the beach. The land-lubbers returned, just as Premier Ride’s crew, with beads, bandanas, hats, tattoos and swords prepared to venture to land. We docked and ordered our first shots and sandwiches at
—yum! Haven Harbor
|Premier Ride Crew|
The rain subsided and the adventure continued. A Rock Hall Rickshaw (works strictly for tips) approached but was going the opposite direction of Harbor Shack; two minutes later as rain started to fall again, and he returned to give us a ride! More drinks, pictures & shots—thank you to our bartender who kept my secret when she saw me pour most of my shot on the ground…!
We spotted a boat (Impulsive,
Severna Park) without fenders getting damaged by the rough waters. The piling to which it was tied had broken and bent the rub rail exposing fiberglass. We and two others tried to reduce further damage by retying the lines and securing a fender on the piling. PFFFT! It had been pierced by the bent rub rail. A passer-by called the Harbor Shack and Waterman’s to request announcements to be made in hopes to alert the owner. Note to self: when tying up to hard objects, use fenders!
|Boat damage from busted fender|
All that work made us hungry, and amazingly, John at Waterman’s was able to seat us immediately; steamed crabs, Caesar salad, corn on the cob, and of course, shots (What, what, what, what? Pirate Rules!)
|Wench of the Year|
I saw the Soggy Dollar, so we walked over to thank them for their flamingo beacon that has guided Premier Ride back to BMC countless times. Noteworthy Sightings include Capt’n Black with his sword, Johnny Depp, a Dundalk Pirate, Justin Beiber, our bartender Carol (thanks for returning the Visa Black Card left behind last week!), and more... A special congratulation goes to Lana who was awarded Wench of the Year!
The weather on Sunday made most our raft up decide to get an early start home. Only All In and Premier Ride stayed a few extra hours. We decided to stop at Waterman’s for crabs before returning to
. It was a ghost town! Hard to believe the place had been packed full of pirates and wenches just hours earlier. It was a peaceful quiet ending to a crazed weekend of pirate adventures! Arrrgh! Baltimore